I have been in this unholy hellscape that is Contra Costa County for five years, surrounded by entitled people, Trumpsters, and more blondes than you can shake a pumpkin spice latte at.
I am committed to saving the environment, enacting justice for all marginalized people, and preventing suffering. And in order for me to do that, I need to let you people know some things. So read and learn, bitches.
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Join me in my quest to rid the ‘burbs of the type of people who like it here. Hiking is cool!
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